Joined on 8/22/07
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Complete the first level
Finish the three tutorial levels
Finish the opening tutorial.
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Your very first bronze!
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Forgo your worldly posessions.